PARTY LIKE A LOBSTER

Whit Laura Vegas Lobsterstavaganza trip no. 6?

We weren’t gonna make it this year for our annual bedazzled lucite diamante mecca to Vegas because I have a wedding to attend labor day weekend, which is when we usually go… however, The Vegas Gods: Maloof, Wynn, Carrot top, and Lance Burton (the usual suspects)… wouldnt have such a horrific fate. We have hit the jackpot lobster pot o gold before even getting to Vegas all thanks to Laura. Perfect timing for Bro Bro birthday extravaganza at Tao on Saturday night AND free bacardi snow cones at Tao beach all day. Is this Heaven or is this Milwaukee? My only downfall is I now have to purchase lobster dinners for Laura everywhere we go. Its the Lobster Clause* of our Vegas trip. whammy. Our Vegas mission of this year is to get a producer for our Lobster party. We are gonna have to find a new fantasy suite hookup after the dreaded ascot incident of Vegas New Years 2009…. dont ask. But dont fret…. we hit the wheel of fortune slot jack pot of hotel rooms… Bellagio fountain side. Ping Pong Ball slot machine here we come! Poppin Dom Perignon with your mom dot com… stories to ensue. CANT WAIT!